thefeelofavideogame:

one of my favorite things on tumblr is when someone gets really mad at people who don’t agree with them but they can’t actually find a common thread between the people so they have to make up some shit like

“did anyone notice?? all the people who don’t like this show?? talk like they eat hotdogs with a knife and fork?? lmao”

yatterman:

monica-geller:

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

spongebobbrowncoat:

charlesoberonn:

writing-prompt-s:

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.

Blaize stares at the ant hill, then back at the photograph in his hand, and then back at the ant hill. He squints. “Which one of you fuckers was Andy Davis!? You have three credit cards and a phone bill to pay off and I’m not leaving until I have the money or your tiny life!”